“$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” Contest - POST REPLY IN HERE

AD87
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
What's the craizest $@*! your teacher or prof has said? We want to know! Reply to this thread and you'll be entered into the contest! You'll have the chance to win one of five (1/5) Cdn $100 cash prizes!

Here is what you have to do enter the "$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…" Forum Contest:

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2. Once you've logged in, come back here, to the “$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…" thread

3. Reply to this post with the funniest/craziest/weirdest $@*! your teacher/prof says.

Example: "$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… Who's excited to write the pop quiz today?"
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Anonymous
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! My Prof says... What could explain this rock now being in two pieces? Maybe I'm Captain Geomorphology, who runs around changing the landscape.
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mackereth
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
[size=9]"The evolution of the internet is primarily due to the individual's need and desire for porn."[/size]
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Anonymous
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "No need to worry math is here! Math makes the world go 'round n round!" 
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livingstatements
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
Most of the professors in this department shouldn't be professors. I am the most insane of them all. By the way, my office has moved out of the department and I will now be by the dean.

and another prof:

Physics is witchcraft.
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tifffyyyyy
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
My physics teacher is always sing the song "comma comma comma chameleon" whenever he see's a coma
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Anonymous
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
Crim prof: do you know why there are not that many cases of crime in alleyways? because the offender is afraid of the dark too.
THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD!
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mayhello222
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
@Anonymous wrote
Crim prof: do you know why there are not that many cases of crime in alleyways? because the offender is afraid of the dark too.
THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD!


oops sorry i posted as anonymous because i forgot to log in first...silly me! :P 
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SassyAmbivalence
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
Haha, this requires a little bit of background. 

My french chemistry teacher is a strange guy to say the least. He sports a long beard, bikes to school, brushes his teeth while teaching, all that good stuff. 

I remember first semester of last year, a student asked a question our teacher deemed 'stupid' so he said ''Mais c'est impossible (ref. pour que les atomes fassent ça)! C'est comme enculer une mouche!'' 

which literally translates as: ' But that's impossible (reference to: atoms doing something)! It's like trying to f@!k a fly! ' 


So... 

$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… But that's impossible (reference to: atoms doing something)! It's like trying to f@!k a fly!



This is one of the funny-weird analogies he makes in class, I'm gonna miss this fella!
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MeghanClassen
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
My English Prof; "I'm not here to teach you......" Needless to say, I dropped her class after she claimed my failing her class was due to my own incompetence as a student.
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mp2k9
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
One of my teachers says the stupidest thing ever made was the computer- when he is a computer teacher
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ashleyapuya
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… You shouldn't exercise just to lose weight. You should do it for strength...for when the zombie Apocalypse happens. And yes I believe it."
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Anonymous
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
Oh, so now swearing and offensive language is condoned by Moderators?  Good example to set guys...
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LenaL
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
"the semicolon is a sexier version of the period"
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pattie33
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… What is tree and a turd plus tree and a turd plus tree and a turd?
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Stephmatiowsky
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
"$@*! My Teacher says: You guys have to keep working until the bell rings. It's like a surgeon, he doesn't stop operating until the job is done. If he did, the patient would wake up and his stomach would still be open. Imagine the mess! 
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TheGirlSmiles
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
"... It's sort of like how your bowel movements drastically change after you eat Chinese food."
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Anonymous
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…   I was so mad, I told him to "just sit on it and rotate"
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aneesajack
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! my teacher has said is "Math leauge on tuesdays, be there or be X squared.
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PhotographGirl
Posted: 7:11AM November 21, 2011 UTC
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… yeah i prefer to sleep in pajama than in the nude...
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