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Science Jokes, Anyone?

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Hi! My name is Sabrina and ever since the ninth grade, I've been coming up with science jokes that only certain people seem to appreciate.

I hope to connect with others that share my love of nerdy humor!

Do you have any science jokes to share?



Q: What is the name of the electricians-only newspaper?

A: CURRENT Events!

:)
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This thread is weaker than a van der Waals force.
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@luetams wrote
Hi! My name is Sabrina and ever since the ninth grade, I've been coming up with science jokes that only certain people seem to appreciate.

I hope to connect with others that share my love of nerdy humor!

Do you have any science jokes to share?



Q: What is the name of the electricians-only newspaper?

A: CURRENT Events!

:)


Wow you must get made fun of a lot. I feel sorry for you.
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@luetams wrote
Q: What is the name of the electricians-only newspaper?

A: CURRENT Events!

:)



LOL okay, that one made me chuckle, won't lie.
But only for about 2 seconds.
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hmm...i know one that's a bit inappropriate...
If the person who gives the tests are called testers then what are the people doing the tests called? (ei employer, employee...xD)
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What do you do when chemists die?



You barium!
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I lol'd.

I'm a nerd, what can I say...
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An electron and a proton walks into a bar. Proton hits his head and electron asks "Hey are you alright?" "Yea." "Are you sure" "I'm positive." (Laugh)
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "How much for a drink?", to which the barkeep replies, "For you, no charge."
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This is a pick up line for chemists.

Guy: "If I were hydrogen, you'd have to be oxygen"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "'Cause together, we're so wet"

Forgive me.
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Heisenburg was speeding on the highway and a police pulls him over
police: do you know how fast you were going?!
heisenburg: no, but I know where I was !
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@Zion wrote
This thread is weaker than a van der Waals force.




Perhaps...

But if it had a license to kill, it'd be a James Bond ;)
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Q: What kind of utensils do you use at a mitosis buffet?

A: Replication forks!
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What did the biologist say when he dropped his microscope slide?

Don't step on mitosis!
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Oh my gosh, nerd jokes! Unfortunately, I have none of my own to contribute. But I will say this...you guys rock! Nerds unite! :brilsmurf:
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I don't know if it counts as a joke or not because it's pretty awful, but when it's sung it's kind of funny :P

Billy was a chemist's son now Billy is no more,
for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Pick up lines for computers

Guy computer: "y=m(x)+b"
Girl Computer: "I've heard that line before"
(Cue 80's laugh track):albino:
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@blackjack wrote
Heisenburg was speeding on the highway and a police pulls him over
police: do you know how fast you were going?!
heisenburg: no, but I know where I was !




I told this one to my chem teacher and we both pretty much died laughing :)
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@Alikat wrote
Oh my gosh, nerd jokes! Unfortunately, I have none of my own to contribute. But I will say this...you guys rock! Nerds unite! :brilsmurf:




See, YOU are the kind of person that appreciates intelligent humor ;)


A plant cell's pick-up line:
Are you a hypotonic solution? 'Cause you've just increased my Turgor pressure!
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Protons Have Mass? I Didn't Even Know They Were Catholic!
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@andrewk512 wrote
I lol'd.

I'm a nerd, what can I say...



Gotta appreciate them science jokes! :cheers:
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Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here".
The helium does not react
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^ I lol'd. :compress:
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Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses.


Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

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